Count Your Blessings

This is Professor Townhouse, known to me and the pals, as Count

Not many of the pals can compete with Knothead's annoying demeanor, but Count is an exception to the rule. Being a math professor, he is determined to make every part of his life fit into a numerical situation. You might say he is obsessed with numbers.

One Excuse is Not Enough

Now this may work in some areas of life, but not on the golf course. In fact, Count is so exasperating that the pals and I have a secret list of "99 excuses" that we use as reasons for not being able to play golf with him. We have these alibias "numbered" and when we are enjoying a brew at the 19th hole, we casually mention the "number" that we have used recently, so that the other pals won't use the same one for a while. This frustrates Count because he can't understand why we bring up a number in a conversation that has no relevence to anything being discussed.

A Measure of Time

You're probably wondering just what Count could possibly do on the golf course to irritate all the pals. To start with, he measures everything - and I mean everything. He has a little tape in his front pocket that he uses to make sure his tee is the right distance above the ground. He even uses it sometimes to measure the circumference of his golf ball, because he is convinced that all golf balls are not the same size. When he misses a close putt, he measures the hole in the green, just to make sure it was cut to the proper size. All this continues throughout the entire match which takes two hours longer to play than a regular round of golf.

One, Two, Buckle Your Shoe, Three Fore....

We think Count must have memorized too many nursery rhymes as a child. He has the worst possible swing in golf, which he has developed by slowly counting 1, 2, 3, 4 on the backswing and then 1, 2, 3, 4 on the follow thru. But it really messes him up in the middle of his swing, when a golfer on an adjacent hole yells, FORE! That little trick has cost us a few bucks!

For someone with so much intelligence, Count has carried his preciseness to the edge. We truly respect him and appreciate his skills with numbers, but being around him too much can really wear on your nerves. So we have found a solution that eliminates the time we spend with him on the course. We always check Doppler radar before agreeing to play golf and only play with him when there is at least an 80% chance of thunderstorms. One of these days he will probably come up with a mathematic calculation to evaluate the accuracy of weather forecasts and we will have to find a new plan.

Although Count annoys us on the golf course, we enjoy talking with him and discovering the many ways numbers affect our daily lives. If we had known some of these things years ago, we'd have been more interested in math class. But, you know what they say - you're never too old to learn. So, with that, I give you Professor Count!

Numbers Please

Hello, my name is C. Nathanial Townhouse, but in light of the fact that I love numbers, my friends call me Count. When I was a child, I always liked counting things, like how many steps it took me to get from my house to our mail box. I would count the number of lima beans on my dinner plate and try to figure out how many spoonfuls I would have to eat in order to get rid of the nasty things.

Scruffy is too nice to ever reveal anything, but I get the feeling my facination with numbers gets on his nerves and those of our pals. They might just as well face the fact that numbers are the most important part of my life. The reason is that they are always reliable; they never lie and they can reveal information that words cannot.

Numbers Rule

No matter what our interests or what kind of life we lead, we can never escape from numbers. Take me, for instance. You are probably thinking, "of course numbers are a big part of his life, because math is his profession". But even my dog uses math. He injured his right rear leg and has learned to walk on the other three. My uncle says my dog is also a mathematician because he "puts down three and carries one"! We simply cannot ignore the fact that our daily lives are governed by numbers. The alarm clock awakens us at the time we specify (based on numbers); we eat breakfast foods with the proper nutritional values for our body (based on numbers); our automobiles respond to the number of miles per hour we drive, according to the number of gallons of gas in the tank. We work a certain number of hours a day and earn a certain amount of money, based on numbers! We can't escape from it - numbers are everywhere!

Golf is Numbers!

One of our favorite pastimes, golf, totally consists of numbers. We use them on our balls, clubs, carts, tee boxes, flags, yardages, pars, scores, and handicaps. We even use them as a warning of danger - fore! And without the number nine, golf would not be golf. The number of holes on a regulation golf course is divided in half - nine on the front and nine on the back - for a total of eighteen. And eighteen is the only number that is twice the sum of its digits. (1+1=2; 8+8=16; 2+16=18). Par on most courses is 36 for 9 holes (3+6=9) and 72 for 18 holes (7+2=9). And the course is measured in yards - 3 feet in a yard, 3 yards = 9. Without the number nine, how would golf even exist?

Playing the Perfect Hole!

Have you ever played a perfect golf hole? You're probably remembering a time when you played a 525 yard, par 5 hole, dogleg left with a stream down the left side and woods on the right, and a two tiered green guarded on all sides by bunkers. You sliced your tee shot into the woods, which struck a tree trunk and ricocheted forward to the right side of the fairway, only 200 yards from the green. You hooked a 6 iron into the left bunker and holed out from the sand trap, for an eagle. I'll admit, it probably did look perfect on your scorecard. But you have played a perfect hole many times, without even knowing it. A hole that measures 496 yards is a perfect hole, because 496 is a perfect number. And what is a perfect number? It is a number that is equal to the sum of its parts. ( 0+1+2+4+8+16+31+62+124+248=496 ) All perfect numbers are even and end in 6 and 8 alternately. 6, 28 and 8128 are also perfect numbers that were first studied by Pythagoras of Samos 569 BC - 475 BC, for their mystical properties more than for their number theoretic properties. Ole' Pythagoras is considered to be the first pure mathematician and he is my hero!

How Fast Can You Play?

Here is another interesting calculation for you to keep in mind when you are playing your next round of golf. A dragonfly can travel 30 miles per hour or 44 feet per second, which is 2,640 feet per minute... trust me! Let's say you are lucky enough to play Augusta National, which was 7,290 yards in length (21,870 feet) in 2005. That dragonfly can cover the length of the course in 8.284 minutes....it would probably take you 270 minutes, or 4.5 hours. (It takes me about 7 hours when I play with Scruffy and the Pals- they spend a lot of time standing around with their arms crossed over the shaft of their club and looking up at the sky.) So that ole' dragonfly can play the course 32.6 times faster than you or I, assuming there is no wind and he doesn't lose any balls!

Time for a Little $Numbers Wager?

Want to make a little wager before your next round with your unsuspecting golf buddies? Tell them you want to play for $1.00 and double the bet per hole with carryovers. Make sure you all have your ATM pin numbers memorized, because with carryovers, the 18th hole could be worth $589,824.00 !!!

Homework Can Be Fun

If you like to play with numbers, this conversions site will convert just about anything to anything else you can think of, such as how to translate something you write into Pig Latin or how to change your age into dog years. The Egyptians were the first civilization to practice scientific arts, excelling in medicine and applied mathematics. They had a decimal system using seven different symbols. How would you write your golf score of 85 in Hieroglyphics?

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This is Count,
He drives all of us nutts with his constant figuring.
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I recommend this game for kids and adults.  Have fun and learn math at the same time!
8 to 12 yrs.
Reck-0 has been around since 1956 and it is still fun to paly.
The Abacus is much more than adding and subtracting, a math tool that works and will last.